Someone whose entire concept of meal preparation is confined to the “defrost”, “power”, and “cook” buttons.
Months ago I decided to experiment with leg waxing; mainly because I’d never done it before, and the cold wax strips were on sale. I applied, patted, and ripped them away, as per the instructions. It wasn’t much of an owie; somewhat discomfoting, but nothing like having those horrid cloth band-aids, so common during the 70s, ripped off your flesh by a sadistic parent figure. Having...
Have a drink on me
I have this friend who seems completely unacquainted with the notion of social graces. Friend isn’t a proper term for this gentleman, but acquaintance doesn’t suit either. Anyhow. He used to offer me tea, but he’s apparently less than stellar when it comes to offering such comfort to anyone else, unless pushed to it. He seems territorial with his comestibles. It seems I’ve...
Let's talk about the weather
I love how they talk about the “chance of weather”. I’ve always sort of figured that having an atmosphere on a planet that rotates around a star, means that we’re fairly well fated to nothing but weather, all the time, until such time as we lose one or both of the above. It has been snowing almost non-stop for the past 24 hours. It’s supposed to keep snowing for at...