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Currently Held Records | Ashrita Furman

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:54:22 -0500

Currently Held Records | Ashrita Furman:

What, you ask, does this man hold the Guinness record in? Why, for having the most Guinness records of course.

75 or Less album reviews.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:24:10 -0500

75 or Less album reviews.:

Album reviews in 75 words or less.

12 More Insanely Titled Books

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:31:00 -0500

12 More Insanely Titled Books: If you’re looking for something for that poolside winter getaway in the tropics, or a last-minute stocking stuffer for the one you love…

Hidden Art - TileTats

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:07:40 -0500

Hidden Art - TileTats:

Sadly, I have no tiles upon which to tat.

Yellow Bird Project : Indie Rock Coloring Book

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:57:00 -0500

Yellow Bird Project : Indie Rock Coloring Book:

A gift for the music lover in your life who’s got everything else.

One Sentence Stories - Submit Your Own

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:49:00 -0500

One Sentence Stories - Submit Your Own:

“When I was 5 or so my mom would tell me to lie down before she tied my tie and I just now realized at the age of 19 that she did this because she’s a funeral director.”

24 Most Ridiculously Thought Out Storefront Signs

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:42:44 -0500

24 Most Ridiculously Thought Out Storefront Signs:

There’s a residence at McMaster University called Bates …

10 Strangest Inventions

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:27:48 -0500

10 Strangest Inventions:
Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force

Now, I’ve heard tell the current method is bad enough without this sort of help to go along with it. Also, some of my friends might wan to check this link out for the device that can detect a cat walking across your keyboard.

10 Most Fascinating Castles and Palaces

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:14:43 -0500

10 Most Fascinating Castles and Palaces:

But who says I couldn’t also live in a palace?

All Aboard! Clever Recycled Train Car Homes, Offices & Hotels

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:57:58 -0500

All Aboard! Clever Recycled Train Car Homes, Offices & Hotels:

And speaking of houses… since I like trains, and I like having a decent place to live and work, why can’t I combine them both?

Playhouse Wonders: 11 Insanely Over the Top Clubhouse Designs

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:49:44 -0500

Playhouse Wonders: 11 Insanely Over the Top Clubhouse Designs:

If I had kids they’d definitely have a playhouse of unfit proportions such as one of these, though I doubt they’d ever get much use out of it seeing as how I’d be in it most of the time instead.

Bread Has Never Been So Terrifying

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:29:20 -0500

Bread Has Never Been So Terrifying:

leonardo finotti - architectural photographer

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:51:52 -0500

leonardo finotti - architectural photographer:

Bank Notes: a collection of Bank Robbery Notes

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:48:40 -0500

Bank Notes: a collection of Bank Robbery Notes:
Grandma Bandit

“Please help this lady, she is strapped.”

The Universal Record Database - The definitive site for human achievement

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:31:00 -0500

The Universal Record Database - The definitive site for human achievement:

Don’t let Guinness get in the way of the world knowing just how fabulous you are.

“Remember all those world records you made up and tried to break but never made official because Guinness wouldn’t take you seriously? This is where you post your accomplishment.”

Stinkiest Food in the World

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:03:05 -0500

Stinkiest Food in the World:

Not only banned from the Singapore airport, but in some places also banned on public transit.

Famous Missing Body Parts

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:46:51 -0500

Famous Missing Body Parts:

Lava Caves Filled with the Most Beautiful Excrement in the World

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:38:47 -0500

Lava Caves Filled with the Most Beautiful Excrement in the World:

Martian landscapes

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:53:00 -0500

Martian landscapes:

Some of these would be amazing works of abstract art if they weren’t actually photographs taken from a 300 km (187 mi) orbit above the planet’s surface.

Poodle Hall of Shame

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:04:09 -0500

Poodle Hall of Shame:

People who do things like this to their animals … need a long, hard slapping with rancid mackerel on a very hot August afternoon in a garbage dumpster in Kensington Market. And there are worse ones in that collection.